kid A.

just to let you know a funny thing today i awoke in a stranger’s house, a big black man, wearing a cum-stained top that says ‘i’d do you’ and a pair of basketball shorts. this is not the guy i went home with, i’ve absolutely no idea how i got where i was so i left this house at 8am still hammered, found ‘my underwear’ which was actually a size 12 leopard print thong which i wore sideways begged my way on to the bus where i fell asleep for the whole journey then arrived home and so i’ve got the spoils of that cummy top and some weird underwear.

also a few brief things:

1. i love SO MUCH how protective everyone is over me, it makes me feel really nice and i appreciate it loads and like…UPSET ME AND MY FRIENDS WILL END YOU or throw you off bridges.

2. last night i ended up lost and alone in bath and having to pay for a taxi home with money i don’t have just because i literally was in a trance whilst speaking to a scottish man because of his accent and was like hypnotised by his accent and didn’t hear or really see my friends coming to tell me we were leaving so then i got the taxi home and decided to go for a drunken run around campus because i ‘wanted to be free’ but got to the bike sheds and got dragged back.

i’ve had the best ever past couple of days which i’ll write about soon complete with picco but just firstly seeing a status written by the ex wife of someone who cheated with you where you’re named amongst others like clear as day on facebook and it brings back every single horrible awful feeling is literally indescribible i can’t even spell that i genuinely just ohh because the story isn’t explained but there is my name as if it was what i wanted i don’t know i can’t explain this i just am sad and i miss matty and oli and rosie.

a list of things i need to buy. NO ONE WILL FIND THIS INTERESTING.

-lettuce
-mushrooms
-cucumber
-sweetcorn
-beetroot
-bourbon biscuits
-tobacco
-dark flavoured squash
-eggies

TOMORROW MY FRIENDS ARRIVE HELLO ROSIE AND OLI.