January 2012
just to let you know a funny thing today i awoke in a stranger’s house, a big black man, wearing a cum-stained top that says ‘i’d do you’ and a pair of basketball shorts. this is not the guy i went home with, i’ve absolutely no idea how i got where i was so i left this house at 8am still hammered, found ‘my underwear’ which was actually a size 12 leopard...
also a few brief things:
1. i love SO MUCH how protective everyone is over me, it makes me feel really nice and i appreciate it loads and like…UPSET ME AND MY FRIENDS WILL END YOU or throw you off bridges. 2. last night i ended up lost and alone in bath and having to pay for a taxi home with money i don’t have just because i literally was in a trance whilst speaking to a scottish man...
i’ve had the best ever past couple of days which i’ll write about soon complete with picco but just firstly seeing a status written by the ex wife of someone who cheated with you where you’re named amongst others like clear as day on facebook and it brings back every single horrible awful feeling is literally indescribible i can’t even spell that i genuinely just ohh...
a list of things i need to buy. NO ONE WILL FIND THIS INTERESTING.
-lettuce -mushrooms -cucumber -sweetcorn -beetroot -bourbon biscuits -tobacco -dark flavoured squash -eggies
TOMORROW MY FRIENDS ARRIVE HELLO ROSIE AND OLI.
feels like i’m incapable of anything creative or productive anymore all i’m doing is getting drunk, having sex with strangers who never speak to me again, spending money i don’t have, sleeping for far too long and missing any important things in my life and then repeat and i don’t even know how to cease it or if i want to because what else would i do or just OHHHHHH i am...
the thought of how much of a dick i must have looked being introduced to my pal on friday, him going to kiss me on the cheek and me just GRABBING HIS FACE AND KISSING HIM makes me literally WRITHE WITH SHAME. the things i do when i’m drunk that i would definitely never do when sober make me want to diiiiiie sometimes. i still ended up getting with him BUT STILL it makes me feel ill.
apparently i’m still banned from lloyds according to sean’s brother who works there. WHATTT.
ask me things? this hasn't happened for ages and... →
“when girls tell other girls to “have some self respect” in response to their...”
– unknown. (via femalesexpositive)
IN GOOD NEWS THOUGH i booked my ticcos for josh’s on saturday which i am SO. EXCITED about!!
“this is the night, what it does to you. i had nothing to offer anybody except my...”
– jack kerouac. (via undeadlife)
wish i wasn't such a knob. I RUIN SO MUCH STUFF...
literally feel awful. what am i doing?
have sex with a really really REALLY hot polish guy, come home alone because he reufses to share his bed but leave your favourite necklace and belt there. GREAT. I WANT MY THINGS BACK I DON’T EVEN CARE HOW HOT YOU ARE RETURN ME MY THINGSSSSSS.
1. rumours of a crazed gunman on campus, security going mental escorting people to and from lessons wild wild wild!! 2. showing people pictures of my friends and WHYYY ARE YOU ALL SO BEAUTIFUL AND ATTRACTIVE AND COOL I LOVE YOUU I MISS YOUUUU.
feelin’ a bit down eh. sometimes my lifestyle choices are shit.
“this is the beauty of literature. you discover that your longings are universal...”
– f. scott fitzgerald. (via sorakeem)
“neck: dissolving. head: pounding. voice: exploding. ears: ringing. legs:...”
– thiiis is hilarious!! i wish everyone could understand why but this will just have to do.
£410 until april? definitely not do-able hahah.
lordmayorscroupier:
bigmassivebadger:
milkandwhiskers:
gattymrove:
THISSSS!!!! What happened to it all?! Hahaha
i spent all of my £1000 overdraft and then i had £500 left from student finance so that’s all my money. in the world.
Oh mazza
obvs the loan just covered the overdraft so you actually have £1500 because your overdraft is not used again.
no becase they took £1500 out for...
to sum up my night, i spent one hour in the club, met a bearded electrician called alex, went to my house with him, had sex with him, somehow ended up outside my room locked out with him, wrapped naked in a quilt so off we went to security and i have to adjust my sheath and accidentally flashed the security guard, returned to my room then this man disappeared so i wandered around outside wearing a...
i hav sletpt with 30 people now. is that howlwling? annswer me these questiojns three?
everythingisgoneforever:
new order-temptation....
eurgh bumping into you was horrible. truly horrible. especially as you were with her and it’s an obvious thing that i’m just not good enough and obviously she is just better than me with her stupid pink hair and ohh you’re just a knob.
£410 until april? definitely not do-able hahah.
gattymrove:
THISSSS!!!! What happened to it all?! Hahaha
i spent all of my £1000 overdraft and then i had £500 left from student finance so that’s all my money. in the world.
£410 until april? definitely not do-able hahah.
