January 18, 2012

to sum up my night, i spent one hour in the club, met a bearded electrician called alex, went to my house with him, had sex with him, somehow ended up outside my room locked out with him, wrapped naked in a quilt so off we went to security and i have to adjust my sheath and accidentally flashed the security guard, returned to my room then this man disappeared so i wandered around outside wearing a jumper and eating a banana then kayleigh appeared and i had a cigarette with her then she also disappeared and i decided to just sleep in the freezing cold and rain on the doorstep and was woken up by an irish man in a dressing gown, returned to my room and went to sleep to be awoken around 5 by siena who was locked out of her room and came into my bed for cuddles and now here we are. MY LIFE. also my eyebrow is REALLY bruised and sore and swollen and i don’t know whyy. maybe i’ve been fighting with lesbians outside santander again.