January 27, 2012

just to let you know a funny thing today i awoke in a stranger’s house, a big black man, wearing a cum-stained top that says ‘i’d do you’ and a pair of basketball shorts. this is not the guy i went home with, i’ve absolutely no idea how i got where i was so i left this house at 8am still hammered, found ‘my underwear’ which was actually a size 12 leopard print thong which i wore sideways begged my way on to the bus where i fell asleep for the whole journey then arrived home and so i’ve got the spoils of that cummy top and some weird underwear.